Preparer's Name:
Louizzik Wrenchinelli
Preparer's Position/Department:
Junior Foreman / Security
[u][b]Preparer's ID Number:[/u] [/b] 867530x10^12
[u][b]Preparer's Favorite Color:[/b][/u] Gold
[u][b]Preparer's Mother's Name:[/b] [/u]
There's too many questions on this sheet what don't matter for nothin.
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Preparer's Hat Size:
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[u][b]Resources for which you are applying:[/b][/u]
One 5'x5'x2" board, one 2"x4"x3' plank, eight 30-copper flat-backed fastening spikes (4.5" in length), and one 5'x6" plot of land near the inn in Stonard.
[u][b]Reason for request: [/b][/u]
All these other Blackteeth groups got their own notice boards around town. It would likely be very efficient for intraorganizational communication, as well as interorganizational communication, for us to have one as well.
[u][b]Offer for compensation:[/b] [/u]
I'll put it up myself, but only if I can borrow the Boss's pneumatic signplanter. I've been wantin to try that thing for a while now. Full disclosure: That's part of the reason I want the board in the first place.
[u][b]Miscellaneous notes/suggestions:[/b] [/u]
Too many questions on the form.